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I'm sick to death of hearing men complain to me that they can't get laid no matter how hard they try. Because here's a fact: surely if you're a vibrant heterosexual you should know by know that women these days have equally raging sex drives. And many of them want nothing more than a warm body to snuggle up to at night or during their lunch break … as long he calls or heck, even texts! So in light of stopping all the whiny, misogynistic comments I continually seem to hear from men who just can't seem to get laid Text bitches looking for sex matter what drastic measures they take, here are my top 10 reasons why the women are running from your naked bodies. Don't say I didn't warn you ….

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Jenna Bush Hager's June book club pick will transport you to the beach. Have you ever wondered what makes a man want to marry a particular woman? Is it about timing? In her interviews with men, Argov found that men want to commit to women who exude confidence and are in control of their lives. Here's an excerpt. Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. Bill Cosby. Imagine a world in which roles were reversed and men cooked for women, picked up socks, and couldn't wait to get married.

Pretend you had a boyfriend who owned a hope chest with six lavender bow ties inside that he wanted his groomsmen to wear at the wedding. Picture him getting Text bitches looking for sex up every time you strolled past a Baby Gap. And that he greeted you at the door wearing silk boxers and cowboy boots, so he could do a pole dance for you. As scary as it sounds, this is precisely the approach women are taught on how to catch a husband. When I polled men, they all said confident women are in very short supply.

And that a confident woman is what they find sexiest.

Is it any wonder that confident women are hard to come by? Look around. Do you leave razor-sharp creases in his shirts like employee-of-the-month at the Jolly Roger motel?

Do you wear cellophane for him? Are you gardening in stilettos?

Are you giving it up doggie-style? If so, he'll drop to one knee and propose What women are learning from all of this is how to behave desperately. Pick me! You'd be just as turned off by a guy who brought two dozen roses to a first coffee date and told you he felt like the luckiest SOB on the planet in the first five minutes. It's human nature. And you can have my cupcakes too.

And I made you a cake. Please be nice. Please marry me. I'll even jack my butt up nice and high like they do in yoga. It's so comfortable being upside down. I just love it!

Just because a man sleeps with you doesn't mean he's thinking about the future. For him to think about forever, there has to be something he respects within you. Like a strong wit In romance, there's nothing more attractive to a man than a woman who has dignity and pride in who she is. In addition, you have to know your own mind. The more you focus on elevating yourself, the more he will work to be at the top of your priority list.

And respect is the glue that holds everything together. Kara is a perfect example of why smart, confident women come out on top. She was leaving for a meeting, and he told her to wear a dress instead of the pantsuit she had on. Then he told her she was wearing too much makeup. What the nice girl would have done is run out and buy a new wardrobe. This outfit has always been fine.

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And I haven't had any complaints about the makeup either. But if you'd like, I'll let you know when Text bitches looking for sex wearing this in advance. That way, if you don't want to see me in it, you don't have to come over. In order to be looked at differently, you have to think differently. He has to see that you call your own shots and that you don't need input from anyone about how to put your socks on. When a man sees you are happy with him but you can be just as happy having nothing to do with him, that's when he won't want to leave your side.

When you are happy, you are sexy. Not only this, bitches have more fun. My friend Angela had a date with a guy on a Friday and they went out for Chinese food. They tried several dishes and had plenty of leftovers, so Angela took home all the doggie bags. Of course, I would never recommend that you choose such a quick and easy meal over three hours of sweating and slaving in the kitchen.

However, I would be remiss if I did not include this one expert gourmet cooking tip: Don't keep the parsley.

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If it gets soggy in the microwave it will be a dead giveaway every time. Notice what Kara and Angela had in common: Neither one of them felt the need to overcompensate. This earned the man's respect. It was expected that they knock themselves out because the rulebook says women are supposed to.

When they refused, a light bulb went off over his Text bitches looking for sex. Instead, he commented on the attribute men respect most: a backbone. He marries the woman who won't lay down like linoleum. This brings us to the definition of a marrying bitch — aka a strong, spirited woman who can stand up for herself. The bitch is not rude or abrasive because she's smart enough to know that being considerate is more effective.

But she won't compromise herself to be in a relationship. She has a certain moxie about her.

Sugar and spice Then we'll find out from men what they really think about women who behave this way. Think about the last time you were madly in love. But there was something special about him. He had a couple of features that did it for you and a certain magic that made you tingle. Men who want to fit in a relationship are looking for that same magic.

He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting.

Why some men don't get laid

This is one of the biggest myths perpetuated by the media: If you are perfect, beautiful, and rich, you will get the respect and Text bitches looking for sex you crave. So they say. And now back to reality. When a man meets a woman who seems too perfect, too sweet, or too agreeable, he tends to become bored very quickly.

Granted, they offer educational grants and scholarships, which is very ironic because the only men watching are the ones who like really stupid women. I plan to end world hunger and find a cure for cancer. And once and for all, I intend to put an end to the global shortage of flower pots. That way all my relatives can eat.

Invite the press. I'm wearing my thousand-dollar Manolo Blahnik shoes! If you've ever noticed, beauty ants are a lot like county fairs. The farmers show the cows the same way. They walk their prized Jersey cow across a stage in front of an audience with judges, and maybe the cow even twirls around a couple of times.

Then the winning cow gets a satin ribbon draped over it, which has the title and the year on it. So let's try to apply this Barbie-like behavior to a first date to see why it goes over like a lead balloon.

The handbag matches the shoe button. She giggles on cue. For dinner, she orders two olives with low-cal dressing on the side.

Without realizing it, this woman has already marked herself: temporary. In his mind? So it never goes to the next level. This is why some relationships never shift into second gear. She'll sap me of all my energy. The relationship becomes a sideshow. When a woman is trying too hard, a man will usually test to see how hard she's willing to work for it.

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